Thomas Wolford

OFFICIAL: I have started book #2 and am part of the way done with chapter 1. Only thing Is I don't have a cover for the book. Also the official publication of the book has fallen through... But I digress, after all these months. Hopefully I didn't lose the fanbase

I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

My newest work, sorry that the cover isn't the best fitting. But this is my tabletop RPG thing :3
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/241365910

So I've been busily working on two projects. Both of which will likely be showing up on Wattpad. The first one being the sequel to Streets Of The Dead. Contest Of Warriors. Which I'm working on so I can have a headstart on it in case the first book is published.
          
          Second project Is a tabletop RPG system. What does this mean? I'm creating an open RPG system that can be used to tell all kinds of stories. Using a D6 dice pool, this system was inspired by the Ghostbusters tabletop RPG. (Yes thats a real thing) And I am calling this system The Dymamic D6 System or DS for short. 

So an update is in order. I've been silent about what's going on, the book is complete and I haven't mentioned a possible sequel. Yes, a sequel will be happening. When it will, no idea. But right now I'm waiting for a response from a publishing house to see if I can get my book published. Cause I doubt my book would catch the eye of Wattpad's algorithm or publishers. But it's almost at 1k reads. Wow...

Finally! A futuristic oceanic themed sci fi book! And it's got a sassy woman as lead? Heck yeah
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/210250401

So I just got spammed with votes from what I can only assume were bots. Idk why this happened but its confusing as all get out. 

Chapter 23: Streets Of The Dead is now up! And trust me, things are a bit more emotional this time around. I did some modifications to dialogue and some scenes. I'd really love it for those who are caught up to read it. Expect chapter 24 soon

To think that my book is close to crossing 600 reads! Ik it isn't much in the grand scale of the Wattpad algorithm. But it makes me think at least some of you care.

ALRIGHT, finally I got those chapters and that arc is done! Chapters 14 - 21 are now updated! I recommend reading them all so you can see what I had done