Hello, world. I am from the frozen land. The frozen land of, wait for it:  Wisconsin. What's in Wisconsin? Cheese. Beer. Bratwurst. Cheese. Packers fans be everywhere.  And writing. A state filled with writing. "Writing, writers, and progress as far as the eye can see!" said no one ever. Well. I think there are other writers I guess. And we're not going backwards. Well, maybe a little. Read my stuff. You'll like it if you like silly poems and/or super dark fantasy.