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@CrazystarThunderClan helped Cloudtail to create his account.
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Wow! I didn't even know Twolegs knew my name...maybe they're not so bad....
I am so famous that Twolegs write books about me! 
    Wait. Will someone tell me what a book is again?
I guess I'll go out and fan some of those Twolegs and cats who think me and my buddies are awesome...I've only been on this site for a little while, I already think it's awesome....I'll tell Firestar that he should make an account too...
By the way, I am going to write an autobiography about myself soon!!!
That's all for now. Bye! May StarClan light your path!


Well...Firestar had a chocolate chip cookie sitting on his desk  and it looked very tasty...
And I said, "I wanna a cookie!"
So I ate it.
A little while later, Firestar returned back to the den. And he couldn't find his cookie. And he asked, "Where is my cookie?:
And I was like:
   ／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡７ Umm...
　l.      ヽ
　しf_, )ノ

　 ^_^  Sandstorm stole it!
And Firestar said, "Why did you let her take it?"
   ／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡７ Umm...because I was too busy doing more important things like watching TV.
　l.      ヽ
　しf_, )ノ
And Firestar yowled angrily, "Nothing is more important than my cookie!"
"That's not true!" I replied.
Firestar glared at me and said, "We'll have a talk later after I get my cookie back from Sandstorm."
Firestar returned soon after. "Sandstorm doesn't have my cookie!" he shouted.
And I said:
   ／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡７ Err, well...she does!
　l.      ヽ
　しf_, )ノ
"Liar!" Firestar meowed.
   ／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡７ Umm...well, I was kinda-sorta hungry and the cookie looked so tasty...
   l.      ヽ
　しf_, )ノ
"YOU ATE MY COOKIE?"
"Yes..."
"YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF. WHY DID YOU STEAL MY COOKIE?"
"ALL COOKIES ARE MINE!"
"NO THEY'RE NOT! DIE, COOKIE-STEALER!"