Salutations my fellow homosapian. I am M. A. Quenell, but you can call me Maq. I'm guessing that's all you really need to know, there really isn't much after this. Well I guess you're still reading. Why are you still reading? Reading this can lead to spontaneous combustion! Or assassination! Or a gruesome death with lots of blood, like getting your throat ripped out by a werewolf! Oh goodness! Don't die because of me! STOP READING for heaven's sake! Oh, lookee here! Someone's still reading, they must be real tough! Are you trying to prove something? There really is nothing to prove! Why in the world are you still reading? Do you have a death wish or something? Whatever your life not mine. Well here are some random facts about me, that evidently are worth dying painfully for:
Favorite Color: Green! "No it is most definitely BLUE!!!" Oh yeah, I failed to mention other me. Other me likes to interrupt a lot, but she won't cause too much of a commotion, right other me? "Right..."
Favorite Accent: AUSTRALIAN!!! They are freaking sexy! "No British, they're so awesome!"
Favorite Number: 18 "No, no, no, it is clearly 42, you know the answer to life, the universe and EVERYTHING!!!" 
Favorite Animal: Dragons "Mythical so does not count!" Does too! And who says they aren't real? "I do" Your opinion is wrong! "Opinions can't be WRONG! Either way wolves are waaaaayyyy better!" 
Favorite Quote: 'Be who you are, say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind!' -Dr. Seuss "I have so many! But that one's good... I guess..."
There, five random facts about me, a person that you do not know. I can't believe you just risked your life to read five useless facts about a stranger. Well your death is coming soon, when you least suspect it!
Oh and remember, stay safe from the Supes (Supernaturals)! Ignorance is your best defense! Ooooh, does that rhyme? Naaaa.... Well be safe my fellow homosapian!!!!