"A tongue that resists temptation shall be rewarded with the crown of god for thou who resists the trials of such temptations placed upon thy path shall know the true blessing of life it self"

I welcome you inside my lovely lair I hope you enjoy your stay here my sweets.
I am but a mere servant to your every need so please do not fear me, feel free to converse with me. 
I do not bite, I promise you that much. 
    ~The Glutton~