Basically me and @Ilikepumpkin were forced (annoyed) to make a Wattpad accound and read a fanfic by an undiaghnosed ADHD motherfucker who belives that I am the mom friend, Pumpkin the 'baby' friend and she the crackhead friend: @DariaRaissa 
That dumbass didn't even know what a username was at the time.
We don't know eachother personally and we are from non-english speaking countries but you bet that we are the freind group you can only dream of.