The most random person you'll ever have to meet. 

People say I'm downright weird. Meh, who would like to be the simple mundane type of person? Certainly not this girl! Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I am a girl. 

Just from the first sentences above, anyone can assume that I am quite flippant. 

Yes, I am. 

But who'd like those stiff-faced and stoic people?  Certainly not me!