If you have any rude  problems about my writing leave it to yourself.
I'm a horse crazy story writer
Frankly I don't care what people think of me 
please be warned i have no clue on how to act like a girl nor have any reason to do so
Any helpful advice about my stories would be very welcome.
I'm Australian and i'm not blonde i just act it :)

My ideas are often weird and unusual but if you read right to the end it might just make sense :P

I like reading others stories and using them as inspiration for my own, i can't write poems for the life of me and i suck at grammar

People must get used to my crazy random moments cos i don't change unless i'm tired then stay the fuck away and we are all good.

My favorite colour is PURPLE cos its awesome :)
I am nice and kind rather shy at times and i have a crazy imagination that often runs off on me.

I'm also good at messing with peoples heads, not because I mean to , but because I am confusing.

now here is a few random thingamabobs that i came up with:

a ninjas way of life is dark and scary and often dangerous
let's become detectives instead.

" Pencils can commit suicide, i know this because one just fell on me"- the floor

dear someone
go jump in a lake i promise it'll be fun and if you drown, sue me.

From anon

DEATH BY APPLE

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be