So, I go to brush my teeth, like a normal person who would much prefer being able to chew food, and I squirt a bit on my toothbrush...
And I find there are lovehearts in my toothpaste...
Colgate why? It's not even Valentine's! Why couldn't you put bats in it instead?
Oh and the bottle says 'Dare to Love', in many different languages.
I appreciate it and all, Colgate. But I can't find it in my heart to love toothpaste...
I'm sorry Colgate... I just don't feel the same way...
I'm in love with Nutella.