in umbra mortem

The most hilarious thing I've heard in a while is this morning is a collage girl admitting that she only started drinking coffee because of camp

Why is it every goddamn time I see my crush she does something cute and I end up liking her even more

Fuck
          I'm talking to this girl who's a year older than me and plays tennis, so she's strong, really strong, and fucking pretty as hell. We're standing in the sun and I'm blushing so she goes and asks "are you OK, your a little red, are you getting a heart stroke?"
          AND MY IDIOT MOUTH GOES 
          "Stroke? Yes. Heat? No."
          THANK HELL THE 4 YEAR OLD DECIDED SHE DOESN'T LIKE TENNIS IN THAT MOMENT

Why is everyone at this summer camp so pretty?
          My fellow coaches and group leaders are either 
          Waaaaay older than me or my age and so goddamn pretty

Wooooo 
          I finally finished my last final exam!!!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
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I am having a major gay freak out over a Russian aerial gymnast I saw at a play
          HELP MEEEE
          SHE'S SO PRETTY AND HAS SO MUCH MUSCLE AND ACORDING TO MY FRIEND WHO WAS IN THE PLAY SHE HAS AN EIGHT PACK
          I bearly focused on anything besides her and my friend (because I'm a good friend) 
          Why can't I meet more girls like her :(

Today in my arabic class we had an oral test where we had to read 5 lines from a poem and no one was getting higher than a 5/8 
          Then came this one girl who always does insanely well
          The teacher complements her and says her pronunciation and speed is flawless BUT 
          then he says this nearly word for word
          "You know when you have Google translate read something out for you?"
          Everyone _died_
          Including her!

I wonder how many juice  bottles were thrown away until humans realized us the fact that they brushed their teeth before drinking the orange juice that's the reason it tastes horrible 

I watched escape room
          
          
          
          What the fuck was that