My sister's coworkers brought me with them to Walmart at like 2 am. The things we did in that time frame?
•We smelled a bunch of those wax box things, Emmy claims that the coffee cake one smells like dirt, my sister found one that smells like jolly ranchers, and I made them smell one titled Tobacco Leaf.
•We spent about twenty minutes doing absolutely nothing at the front of the store and got lost in the clothing section.
•An old man stopped by us and asked if, and I quote, we had "Seen the lady he was looking for." No explanation, we were confused.
•We turned on all of the singing Frozen dolls, in front of the employees, and ran off.
•Emmy turned on three dancing robots and places them on the floor, claiming to have arisen an army, and proceeded to have them fall over then stand them up again numerous times, resulting in a history joke from Courtney.
•We spent ten minutes trying to find Half 'n Half because it wasn't where we thought it was.
•We threw pillows at my sister a few times.
•We spent about 20 minutes behind a lady at the registered to check out.
We sent in there for two things and spent about an hour and a half in Walmart dicking around like idiots, and for what?
Ham and Half 'n Half.