You can't change the past - but you can learn from it.

Ｇｒｅｅｔｉｎｇｓ， ｋｉｎｄｅｒｇａｒｔｎｅｒｓ．It is I, Time - purveyor of the Grand Clock. *rips open shirt to reveal a ticking clock*

Those who work for me are these small, mechanical imbeciles called Seconds. Every second counts - seconds turn into minutes, and in dire situations, the seconds will turn into an hour.

I beg you not to vex me, unless you like to hear the sound of a snapping pocketwatch- aka your lifeline. In other words: NO TIME PUNS, please.