I am from the planet Yarfilag. I am one Timlord of many, although we don't talk about Retsam... We travel in the SIDRAT, or the Superb Intelligently Designed Radio-Active Toast. Our greatest enemy is the Garlics, who are supposedly trapped in the Thyme war. The Sleeping Angels are always there, but do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES look at them. They will try to kill you the moment you look at them. The Tinmen are always on our tails, and they want to turn all Tinmen into humans. And the Great Question is.....Where did we go wrong? We all have one and a half hearts. We do not know what happened to the other halves. And then there's Liver Thong...