@TiredThingBehindYou
Apparently, I'm not part Australian on my dad's side. Apparently, it was a joke that started when I was a little kid and everyone has referenced it so much that I thought it was true.
EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS A JOKE OTHER THAN ME!
SURPRISE! I'M NOT PHYSICALLY DEAD! I ONLY FEEL LIKE IT!
Hello, fellow members of the alphabet mafia. Tis our month.
The only good thing Umbitch did was outlaw heterosexual relationships at Hogwarts
I'm taking a break
Mine hips cannot bear false witnesses for my hips do have not the size to exist aside from the sole purpose to hold up the trousers of yours truly.
Would you people say that you are your own friend?
https://pin.it/3V9hqQq The only time I'll allow you all to be criminals
Status: I've become a single mom
It was a clean split.
@Children You've got to start pulling your weight around. I won't get child support, so ya'll better get off your butts and work
*huds back*
To: Everyone who sees this.
I know that whatever divine being is out there made someone/s that will make you feel as good as you make others feel. You'll find them.
Be it a partner, a friend, a group of friends, or just a person in the grocery store who helped grab the last bag of chips for you.
There are people out there who are perfect for you and who you are perfect for.
Even if you don't find them in this life, you will. I promise you. If it's not in this one, I'll try to be your wingwoman for the next one.
Remember, you are perfect in every single way. If someone tries to hurt you for being you, let me know so we can bury them in the woods.
Ily all my children.