How my life is going so far:
Me: *screeches into oblivion*
Me: *falls over*
Me: *rolls down stairs*
Me: *runs into wall*
Me: *knocks over everything*
Me: *cries*
Me: *shrivels up*
Me: *dies*
Mr.O'Hair: LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE!
My Cat: Nah bish, feed me now or I'll bite off your toes in your sleep!
Me: okay...