I'M GOING TO FRICKING KILL MYSELF!!!
let me explain...
So. My music teacher is like "you have 5 parts of this song due in three days" and me being my dumb self forgot to practice for two of those days so now I'm trying to record all of these pieces the night before they're due and I can't do anything right and my anxiety is like 'you aren't good enough for this...' and my depression is like 'just end all of it. No more practice when you're dead' and my acne says 'ha. I make you face look dumb' and my period is saying 'AHHHH! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THE DAMN VIOLIN! KILL AND BOW! KILL EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOURSELF! GRAAAAAAAAA!'
So ya. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
How my life is going so far:
Me: *screeches into oblivion*
Me: *falls over*
Me: *rolls down stairs*
Me: *runs into wall*
Me: *knocks over everything*
Me: *cries*
Me: *shrivels up*
Me: *dies*
Mr.O'Hair: LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE!
My Cat: Nah bish, feed me now or I'll bite off your toes in your sleep!
Me: okay...