Wattpad's Jesus

UwU

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          Sign the holy petition to get @theofficialholywater verified 

what's up, my lord?
          wait,
          is it jesus or god who's the lord?
          are they both lords???
          who is it??
          i need to catch up on my bible. 

Clean me of my sins

i broke something that was 1,000 dollars

is being bisexual a sin? because then i have sinned majority of my whole life.

Dear, Jesus
                   I, Destiny*insert last name here*, have commited a number of sins.
          1. I am a weeb
          2. I read smut
          3. I stole 2 dollars once
          4. I don't go to church
          5. I watch a suprising amount of anime with insest in it (idfk why)
          6. I curse
          7. I'm bothering you
          8. I drew phineas with a realistic face
          9. I drew yuri (the person, not the hentia)
          10. I've cosplayed way too much
          
          What do I do??

I listened to 10 hours of soft loli breathing, can I be forgiven Father?

I find it hilarious that the only profile you followed is TheOfficialHolyWater. 

Thank you.