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This just in! Vaccinate your crotch goblin unless you have a valid reason not to you Texas fried mini wheat

I AM A GAY FRUIT ROLL UP
          AND THAT IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO ME

Does nobody ever realize that Will Byers was basically r*ped? I haven’t finished Season 2 yet but I know that the Demodog is the offspring of the Demogorgon and will grow up to be it, but remember Hopper and Joyce had to yank a tentacle out of Will’s mouth to get him to breathe again in the Upside Down. Then the Demodog as an infant came out of Will’s mouth. Does nobody find this wrong? I mean… I’m autistic so I get nitpicky sometimes, and it may have been addressed/unintentional but Will Byers was r*ped. Get this kid a therapist.

My dog tried to tap out of getting her ear medicated

A Catholic friend just read over my list of obscure love sicknesses and advised that I change the term 'St. Valentine' to 'St. Seton.' As such, the disease in my story will be 'Church of St. Seton's Depression.'

*logging in*
          Snorex
          Me: Isn't that that Pokemon that never does anything but eat and sleep?

*makes scrambled eggs for niece*
          Here are your... *forgets word* *panics* mashed eggs!

Dropped the tea time to die dropped the tea time to die dropped the tea time to die

I just burned a scene of Marshall from Paw Patrol with a present under a tree into a piece of wood and wrapped it... And my sister thinks it's from an elf