Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, I'm
Still a piece of garbage

Forgive me father, for I have sinny sin sinned

Tfw someone pours the bleach before their cereal

I look and act exactly like waluigi

Beed

Sock

We dem boys

Ah, beware the cat with matches

On a quest for the lifetime of BD bd

I'm gonna get good at art, get a girlfriend, and fight god

"Seduction is like a game of chess, and I'm the queen... Wait"

I just died like six times and all you can say is give me a pickle

Donate spare braincells to your local bastard

You like that bitch? That's head trauma

My disco stick is panicking!

I'll @ you in hell

That's the self deprecation babe!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to personal reasons I will be dummy thicc

Shame is a folly in which I refuse to partake
My importance is a folly in which you should not partake

The rain of your insults does not reach my umbrella of indifference

I've just been drafted into the musical military

I'm only alive bc Satan thought I was too annoying

Saved by the noodle

I have plenty mortal enemies, but the only immortal enemy I have is Funky Flashing Disco Duck

If I had to describe my life in one sentence it'd be "take shower, get out, have to shit"

Only quitters spit

Make me modern like Ronald McDonald