number 1 radiostatic fan

it would be so funny if i made a mr puzzles x reader fanfic (i am making a mr puzzles x reader fanfic)

yall would NOT believe how down bad i am for vincent [dead plate] he can take a bite outta me ANY day. he could publicly execute me and i would thank him

U ok dude?

i use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house, "what the devil?" i say as i grab my phone and lotion. blow my load all over the first man. he's dead on the spot. i start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. i'm forced to reply on the overwatch hentai i have on a table at the top of the stairs. "tally ho, lads". the incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. affix a condom and penetrate the last man. he leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from  the stab wound. just as the founding fathers intended

guys go say happy birthday to @mekaslushies143 right now!!

the urge to write an angsty one-sided radiostatic fanfic won. im gonna call it 'enemies to lovers is a tired ass trope anyways'

SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME

the urges to write an angsty one-sided radiostatic fanfic are fucking winning

what if kel gets hit by a car in ch4 of bsbuts /j