Hi. I like my bread toasted. And I mean any kind of bread. Literally, I will take any piece of bread known to man and toast it for 3 minutes and 26 seconds on a Saturday morning during July. Oh yeah, I also like to write stories because... yeah. Uhh... Ok. Look, coherence isn't my forte. I either make a 300 word essay about the most random topics in existence, or I speak without the knowledge of understanding what grammar is. Now, either read whatever the hell I miraculously make or be confused at reading this description. Choose your poison I guess. Ok bye.