-CEO of Grammatical errors

little quick story for my nosey lil roaches:

Once upon a time, there lived an innocent little brat in the middle of nowhere.
This little brat was simply the worst piece of shit there was.In summary, she was ass.
One day the curious rat was at school when she heard about this mystical thing called
                 
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What is that? the little tard asked herself. And for the whole day her mine kept lingering with the
thoughts of this 'Wattpad'. So,when she got home she stripped butt ass naked (Kidding....) grabbed her laptap and Superman flew in
the comfort of her bed. Did she search up the devourer of all innocents,download it and proceeded to open? Damn right she did and.......

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THATS HOW MOTHER DUCK WAS MADE INTO EXISTANCE