Jeremy (n): 4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Terminally adorkable. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of his own universe. 

Can you use Jeremy in a sentence please?

Jeremy got locked in the cupboard. Hours later we heard "Iiiit's waffle time! It's waffle time! Won't you have some waffles of mine??" eminating from said cupboard.