🧷Micah🧷

hey guys my ao3 is 0Mikaelah_Birkley0

when u have like 67 people to shop for for x mas

whenever i say 'oh yeah' my brain goes 'ooh yeah, keep on rollin baby' then it switches music and starts singing 'cowboy' by kid rock at the very specific part when hes like 'cowboy baby' dun nu dun duh duh duh da duh ' cowboy baby' then it goes to thepart where he whistles and its like *western ahhh whistle with tumble weed rolling by as two cowboys are about to draw their revolvrs in a dual and the tavern door is creaking*
          you know whta im talking abt

started reading this fantasy/ romance w fae and shit
          i now know why my homie has been raving about this stuff lirk whaaat
          like what do you mean shes from another universe and timeline and hes a fae that used to be a vampire and they got fucking soulmate tatoos appearing on them when they do the devils tango???

when class isnt classingh

my dad asked if i was trans and im trying to be more honest (im a compulsive liar) so i told him yes then he told me it was a slap in the face that i wanted to be called something other than carly cause my mother and him were so proud of the name they chose for mw 
          (was named after carly pierce cause my ma had your so vain stuck in her head through out the pregnancy)
          *twirls*

hey gang, you probably knew me as lena, hi hru

Hi!
          I come on every month or so so i can clear my notifications 
          I just wanted to announce that i unfollowed a lot of people and am now only following people i remember from my wattpad addict days and people that i am very good friends with
          If you see this and want to be re followed let me know

bye  guys

i think im about to give up