Zooey is cute

TAILS! TODAY IS SONIC’S BIRTHDAY!

Tails?

Tails after watching Tails and Sonic Pals be like:
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          “Never say “Who’s your daddy, Shadow?” ever again.”

*sings* IT’S SONIC’S FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
          
          ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
          
          ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(°0°)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
          
          ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
          
          ಠ_ಠ Put.
          
          ಠ__ಠ The tables.
          
          ಠ___ಠ Back.
          
          (╮°-°)╮┳━┳
          
          (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER
          
           (•_•)
          <)   )╯because I'm
           /    \
          
          ⊂_ヽ
          　 ＼＼ ＿
          　　 ＼(　•_•) F
          　　　 <　⌒ヽ A
          　　　/ 　 へ＼ B
          　　 /　　/　＼＼ U
          　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ L
          　　/　/                   O
          　 /　/|                   U
          　(　(ヽ               S
          　|　|、＼
          　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
               | |　　) /
           ノ )　   Lﾉ
          (_／

“Ok, so, I’ve got some problems. 1, someone who looks like Shadow and Maria’s kid broke into my lab and stole my plane. 2, my tails won’t grow back, after I cut ‘em off by mistake. 3, I want McDonalds but my ass is too lazy to get it for myself and Sonic had kids so he can’t get it for me.”

“I need help—.”

⊂_ヽ
          　 ＼＼ ＿
          　　 ＼(　•_•) 
          　　　 <　⌒ヽ 
          　　　/ 　 へ＼ 
          　　 /　　/　＼＼ 
          　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 
          　　/　/                   
          　 /　/|                   
          　(　(ヽ               
          　|　|、＼
          　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
               | |　　) /
           ノ )　   Lﾉ
          (_／

(I think I’m getting a bit better.)

(Help me— my sickness hurts— I’m crying right now—)