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“Who are you guys?” “We’re the Avengers man!” “So you’re from earth?” “I’m from Missouri.” “Yeah that’s earth dipshit.” “Let’s do it you shoot my guy I’ll shoot him.” “Do it Quill… I can take it.” “He can’t take it!” “She’s right, he cant.” “What master do you serve?” “What master do I serve? Wh-what am I supposed to say Jesus?” “It means earth is closed today.” “Pack it up Squidward.” “You have no idea who you’re dealing with metal man.” “Uhh Shakespeare in the park. Does mother know you wearith her drapes?” “I can’t go to Germany… I’ve got…. Homework.” “Alright I’m gonna pretend like you didn’t just say that.” “Oh this is isn’t a hug, I’m just going to get the door for ya.” “What are you looking at?” “Uhhhh porn?” “You look b-beautiful.” “And therefore I have value?” Only some of my favorite ✨marvel quotes✨