Hi! I'm Tom. I started this of to prove to myself that I wasn't terrible at writing. That endeavour has been as yet fruitless, so I suppose I should just say some stuff about my writing syle. I am 14, so these desolate wastes where spelling and grammar go to die are written in the hour or so I'm not sleeping or at school (often done at the same time), and is often done when I'm very tired so expect multiple updates of a single chapter. After the train wreck that was the first chapter of 'Collision Course', I resolve to not to publish anything I am not happy with, which hopefully means you are happy with it. Each chapter is specially handcrafted using well worn clichés and tropes of whichever genre I'm having a bash at, and everything I write is specially deigned to sit at the back of your wattpad library as "The one I'll read sometime" and then you never get round to it. You still here? What, you want to know something about me? Well, buckle up and get ready for a horrifically dull ride. I watch youtube. I listen to most types of music. I watch TV. I love doctor who. I love Monty Python.
Youtube Channels: Ashens, Nerdcubed, Lush, Vsauce
Music: Lordi, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Bon Jovi, Dizzy Gillespie, Willie Nelson
TV Shows: Doctor Who, Doctor Who, Doctor Who, Doctor Who, Storage Hunters, Pawn Stars, 8 Out of 10 Cats, and any interesting documentaries on TV.
Umm.. Doctor Who Episodes?: Listen is my absolute favourite but also Angels Take Manhattan, because Rory and Amy die.
Monty Python Sketches: The Restaurant Sketch, The Chemist Sketch, The Silly Job Interview, Confuse-A-Cat
See? Told you it would be dull
