FUCK THIS.

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE BACK ROUND, TOMATO BASTARD?! 

Bitches, I don't even WANT to be here, so I'll let the idiota take over.

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Please excuse Romano~! He's grumpy right now.

¡Hola mis amigos! Welcome!

Mi nombre es Antonio Fernández Carriedo! I am the personification of España! I like lots of things! Like tomatoes and tortugas and churros!