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my cat js took a fat shit and I can smell it from 3 rooms away
          help me

i forgot i had wattpad again

I ain't even gon lie I forgot I had wattpad

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian??

Walla Walla what’s up

So, how's life under the purple rug? I mean, isn't it weird living under a rug soaked with cum??;)

i just wanted to tell you, i love you, and have a good day.

When your birthday is March 25th so you're crying and eating peanut butter at 12:14 am

Last night I called myself a rat and the person I like said "NO YOUR A CUTE RAT NOW STFU" and idk if I should be happy or offended 

HOW DOES HE EXPECT US TO WAIT TILL MAY