Philanthropist of the upcoming generation. 
Self promotion is a strong suit of mine.
As a feminist, I am not critical towards compulsory monogamy.
Using a lot of big words is probably making your brain fart, so I'll tone it down a bit.
Perseverance is required to perfect just about any skill. Even if that skill is taking a dump after eating spicy Indian food.   
Gross. I know.
But it's the truth.
All you need to know about me is that once you DO get to know me................
you shall deeply regret it.
Mostly because of my laugh.
It loud but lethal.
You Have Been Warned.