TooWetCall911

 #GlossyLipsThiqueTips for life ✨

TooWetCall911

Just because you’re muscular and have a nice body doesn’t mean you’re attractive. The face card and the vibe still gotta clear. If you disagree…  bu-bye bitch.
          Like the face card is literally giving that it doesn't know the difference between moisturizer and foundation, and you're tryna flex your biceps ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

TooWetCall911

@VEGETABLE_SHORTENING true! 
            Plus, it was also about the debate about who's better:
            Lethal face card with average body or chopped face with a ripped body 
            I believe the first
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froginajar

I can’t stop saying cliterally and it’s pissing my friend off so much. I don’t even say it that much..it’s only like 5 times a day that’s not even bad it’s just always in front of her 

froginajar

@TooWetCall911 especially when other people (my theatre set friends) keep saying niche slang
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TooWetCall911

@froginajar lmao! CLITerally?! 
            I'm gagged ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ
            And honestly relatable! Like some words become part of your vocab without you even trying... 
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TooWetCall911

Who's the cute boy with a white jacket and a thick accent? ;⁠)
          
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TooWetCall911

@froginajar How you're looking at me, yeah, I know what that means
            And I'm obsessed ;⁠)
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froginajar

@TooWetCall911 how you talk so sweet when you’re doin’ bad things, that’s bed chem
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TooWetCall911

@froginajar How you pick me up, pull 'em down, turn me 'round
            Oh, it just makes sense 
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TooWetCall911

Do you guys know the feeling, when you follow a stranger's private account, and they accept your request... And it hits even harder, when you use your alt account with no pfp and random username and they accept your request
          Like I literally feel like the "chosen one" ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

TooWetCall911

@froginajar AWW! You're so sweet! Thanks for choosing me ig.. ;⁠)
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froginajar

@TooWetCall911 you ARE the chosen one, at the very least I chose you ;)
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TooWetCall911

this message may be offensive
You guys we don't talk enough about the awkwardness after someone drops LOL Lmao etc,...LIKE how the fuck am I suppose to react on it?! Like ok I made you laugh but what now? ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
          
          So how do you guys respond to them? 

TooWetCall911

@froginajar smart! Could try this , but yk I feel like, if we would respond like that it would kinda ruin the joke.. 
            
            And also, CLITerally made a comeback 
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froginajar

@TooWetCall911 i respond with an emoji or a “omg I forgot I commented that” (cause I don’t remember what I comment) or something along the lines of “help when tf did I write that” or cliterally anything, they usually respond then
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TooWetCall911

Can we talk about how sexy backs can be? Like, as a gay man, I can tell that if a woman has a sexy back. And, like, as a gay man, I'm obsessed with, like, a nice, muscular, and sexy, and yummy back for a man to have. And, like, oh my god, I just wanna bite it. Like, oh my god, it's so yummy, it's, like, instant turn-on.
          
          (I am literally salivating....)

TooWetCall911

With which artist (preferably music related) do you feel the emotional connection to, and not just a crush? Like for me it's obvious, but, who's yours? Or do you feel like you like someone's art but don't have such an emotional connection? Why and why not? 
          
          xoxo

TooWetCall911

@serenelei you already are! ♡✨
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serenelei

@TooWetCall911 i aspire to be the  unapologetic bad bitches  that they are
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Soobie_Boobie18

Okay just by ur bio. I already love u. We so much alike.

Soobie_Boobie18

@TooWetCall911 Its the idgaf what u say about me, im slay either way attitude 
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TooWetCall911

Meet TooWetCall911❤️✨
          I choose this name because of the irony of me being a guy, I can't get wet, plus it matches my freak 
          
          Opinions?
          Also, to the people who gave their opinions and suggested some names, thank you ❤️✨
          
          xoxo

TooWetCall911

@froginajar whatever you can moan out loudly 
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froginajar

@TooWetCall911 nickname, what should I call you tonight
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TooWetCall911

@froginajar are we talking about just usernames or is it your passionate nickname for me? 
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