HELP, SLENDER MAN'S AFTER ME.

I like to think my some of my teachers boil live puppies on the weekends. Or hang out with the devil. Both work.

'Mom! There's a sing moose on the lawn'

What if we lived in a world where unicorns ate humans and then pooped them out? That'd be a pretty sweet world.
Follow me in the zombie apocalypse. I'll save your ass then make a move on your girlfriend. All in the same day.

Hey, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole that'll steal your girlfriend. Wow. I'm such a douche. 


I LIKE FUCKING CATS.
Hee hee