Elisha Rooke

Hello?

Under the assumption you play TF2, who do you main?
          
          I'm a Scout main.

Why do I want a big tiddy Scottish gf?

You know what really grinds my gears?
          
          The fact that whenever there's a girl who is genuinely interested in me, she's always underage.
          
          Not by much, but just enough to make dating them a no-no.

Pros and cons of being bald.
          
          
          Pros:
          
           You never have to worry about "bad hair days."
          
          You can use the light that reflects off your shiny head to blind your enemies.
          
          Being bald gives you an excuse to grow a beard.
          
          You can wear a hat pretty much whenever you want.
          
          Cons:
          
          Congratulations. Now your scalp can get sunburned too! So either you have to slather your head with sunscreen or just wear a hat on sunny days.
          
          Your friends will mercilessly reenact that one scene from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. You know which one I'm talking about.

You find an amazing rp account: ^-^
          
          It's in Spanish: -_-

Okuyasu:
          
          Oi! Josuke! I used Za Hando to erase my testosterone! Ain't that wacky?

I assumed nobody would bother to follow me, but since you're here, tell me:
          
          Who do you main in SSBU, assuming you play it?