“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. "
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks 


“Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!” 
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief


Two things you should know about me: 

1. If you ask me to read your story I'll do one of two things: tell you no or read your story and edit it. There is no in between. 
2. You'll either love me or hate me! 
3. I don't follow my own rules. 

Anything else you need to know about me? Just message me and I'll get back to you.