So basically my friend found an album of Harry Potter songs on Spotify and it's... my new favourite thing? I'm imagining a 3rd year writing these songs about Draco who is, what, 4th or 5th year by now? He has no idea and when two girls in his year find them one summer, he is suddenly very determined to find out whoever this girl is so he can punch her in the face for being such a perv.
Basically he and these two girls go on a full-scale investigation to find this delusional Slytherin.
I want to write a story about it but I just I don't think I have the tolerance to write about this stupid scenario that would no doubt end in catastrophe for everyone involved.
So anyway go listen to Swish and Flick's "In the House of Slytherin" album on Spotify if you want to know the mix of emotions I'm feeling.