I’m A Giraffe

I LOVE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG<33333

Bruh coming back and looking at my old reading lists I realize how cringe I was  

Me: *not updating my books for months*
          Followers: why haven’t you updated?
          Me: *starts new book about Natsuo being a a mess student who also has an interest in crime and helps Tsukauchi solve a cold case*
          Followers: wtf? No, we wanted the green tea cafe updated. 
          Me: well I said I was rewriting it! And then I forgor 

When are you going to update the green tea café?

Just uploaded the first chapter!

So I have started the rewrite for Green Tea Cafe. It won’t be out for a while for multiple reason one of which being I have a big project I’m working on on a different account. Thank you for your patience!

BRUH!!! I leave for 2 weeks and I come back to 320 notifications!!!! Sounds absurd for me to say but that’s like 22 things per day. Y’all are insane

How did my book get 14.3k reads?????? Like wtf?????????? Thank you all so so so much!!!!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/228533269?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=Topo_Purrito&wp_originator=F8BSoW8WcTDqZubKMr%2B2E87i4fSTngdz8LOjrBz2a%2FZ%2FzgCrn%2BipwbOP%2Fa0uS3R1yTaILfN%2F6xPqYZZBcUbmDthOPVZDyHb5ZCIYoSG4bIlTO9MB2eVNWX3JUrwPQEpm

I read this book in one day. If you like Dream SMP and science fiction and things that will make you cry. Read this. 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/267056831?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=Topo_Purrito&wp_originator=61%2FqbTZz4viFVV62r6jKKzhYRMpULSz%2F2ZBamblK20n86Ij5RxljAFpJYPrUC%2FD5trqLXpAwZqAXQ7at1d%2BYVM78dk4goNP0rfXgFIS%2FLZoWxLGEJYzkAD%2F7ohH6laWv

Me: *gets attached to a character*
          
          Character: *becomes evil*
          
          Me: that won’t do. *creates a story in my mind where they died, got reborn with no memory of their past life, and help an alternate version of themself*
          
          Me: perfect
          
          Me: *looks at character who is a goody-two-shoes* 
          
          Me: *smiles and starts laughing evilly*
          
          Character 2: what?
          
          Me: *writes a fanfic about them being a villain*
          
          Character 2: why????
          
          Character: you get used to it.