Hello, my plump little dumplings.
Is it that time already?
Oh my.
We had better get started, hadn't we.

Well, fellow xanthophobic mushrooms, I welcome you to my humble profile page.
Yes, quite cosy, isn't it.
Anyway, have a lovely time reading my story.
Please vote, please comment, please follow, etcetera, etcetera.

Farewell, sweet guinea pigs.
I'll see you on the other side.


HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE...
This is the other author. Lovely to meet you. Please don't take us seriously, just read our story. It's quite good actually, if I can convince my friend to publish it and stop unpublishing our work (it's really quite annoying)
BYE FROM THE OTHER SIDE
AND LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I TRIED...TO GET YOU TO READ OUR STORY 
AND NOT BREAK OUR HEARTS
BUT IT DON'T MATTER, CLEARLY
WE CAN'T FORCE YOU TO READ
NO MORE...