TortoiseWitch

why is there no Milo Belladonna stuff everywhere I look??? Like dude I even checked this hellhole :((

TortoiseWitch

Ayyy I’m back from the dead again. Y’all probably won’t see for a few months after this

TortoiseWitch

Yo that made my day dude.
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BrianPup

@ TortoiseWitch  dude ur a legend. I see you everyone on watpad. I remember your pfp better than my own face lmao 
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TortoiseWitch

I just realized I have been doing Duolingo for a month and I gotta say I am killing it. Only had to use my save once because Duolingo is a bitch ÙwÚ

TortoiseWitch

You were so innocent past me. I hope you cherished that while you could.
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TortoiseWitch

I just got an ad for pop tarts but like the narrator was bullying the dude eating pop tarts???
          Like she kept calling him ToastyPants wtf????

TortoiseWitch

.... was that her form of flirting?? But like dude he looks like a teen while she sounded like thirty
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TortoiseWitch

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Oh fudge 
          
          I just drank some camomile tea with lemon and honey (and a dash of sugar) and now my thought feels like shit
          Why did I do that?-

TortoiseWitch

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*throat dumbass
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