Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday (Takes a deep breath.) Lord Quirky Face Master of Awesomeness Paradoxical Twin Panda Mama Evil One! Happy Birthday to you!!!!!! (Throws cake like confetti.)
I swear, if I see one more Christmassy thing, I'm gonna cry. It's NOVEMBER guys. NOVEMBER. Christmas isn't even til the middle of next month. Stop making me suffer. T-T
(walks in and mimics Snape) what the devil is going on here?!?!?!? (Looks at the lot of you and clears throat. Pulls out a bell and rings it) JINGLE BELLS DRACO SMELLS GRANGER'S NEVER WRONG! GRYFFINDOR WILL WIN THE CUP BY SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS!