TotallyNotKas

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nathaneskell

Hey I just wanted to ask you for some reason I’m not allowed to add any pictures or videos to my stories do you know how to fix that

nathaneskell

@IAmTheDeerMan never mind it’s that the picture took up more than 10mb or whatever
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TotallyNotKas

@nathaneskell man, idk
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nathaneskell

@IAmTheDeerMan how do you restart the app
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TotallyNotKas

Nah bro, I just got the worst sunburn of my life.

TotallyNotKas

I was at a pool party, and I'm pale. I also forgot sunscreen T_T
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deathofaschoolgirl

@IAmTheDeerMan damn, me every summer cause sunscreen scares me
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IsaacX00

Looks like you could use some help
          From the big boss of Hell himself
          Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
          (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
          Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
          I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
          Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
          But you get the family rate
          Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow)
          Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
          I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
          Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start

deathofaschoolgirl

@IAmTheDeerMan They say when you're looking for assistance, you need to pick the path of least resistance. Others say that in your needy hour, there's no substitute for pure angelic power who just happens to also be your blood. Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud, they say the family you chose is better. What a bunch of losers! Can you butt out of my song? Your song? I started it! I'm singing it, I'll finish it! Oh you tacky piece of-
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TotallyNotKas

@666Duckl0rd666 who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun, your executive producer~ (that's true) I'm your guy, you day-to-day, your chum, your step fair's hotelier. Remember when I fixed that clog today? (I was stuck, thank you sir! Oh you) I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond, (awwh) you're like the child that I wish that had~ (uh what?) I care for you just like the child I spawned (hold on now!) It's a little funny, you can almost call me dad~
            *intense piano and violin solo+ accordion*
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UZIIIxW0lf17

welcome homeeee...I'm gonna make your wish that I stayed goneee.

UZIIIxW0lf17

@CharlieDaGaeFloof  WELCOME HOME. IM GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD CUM. SUCK. MY. DICK-
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TotallyNotKas

@Voxtech oop- 
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            Lllets begiiin, I'm gonna make you take this 12 inch diiick, tune on innnn, when I'm done, your butthole will know it's race is run, oh this will be fun. *maniacal laugh*
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TotallyNotKas

@Voxtech say hello to a new status quo, everyone knows that there's a brand new Don,
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