TrainFan22

this may not be a social media platform to everyone else                                                  but it is to me :)

TrainFan22

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it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that mrs greagor sued us (:>           but it is with a happy heart to announce that she ate shit in court               she sued us for the incident with nettle comma where she bit the seat next to mrs greagor             we had security camera footage showing that moments before she had gotten up into nettles face and yelled at her comma then decided to start yelling at poor josh 
          
          the judge did say that we shouldnt let pokemon that arent our own out if we cannot control them       but also stated that mrs greagor had been a danger on the subway for creating such a situation          she is now banned
          
          our lawyer said not to talk about this on social media comma but this is a fanfiction site so its fine :)

TrainFan22

@elesefan3 international temporary trades especially with league approval always makes these things easy           honestly it is what saved us skull emoji
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elesefan3

@TrainFan22 LOL!!! Nettle did look awfully satisfied when she came back. Not that the law could ever touch her anyways-
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TrainFan22

i am an only child

erlektrosfan4

Oooo! The girls are fightinggggg *eyes emoji*
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elesefan3

Trainman fight! Trainman fight!
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TrainFan23

I should’ve eaten you in the womb. 
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TrainFan22

what is everyones favorite pokemon question mark            mine is Axew but its illegal in unova            just a little dragon dude trying to eat garbage and sand

erlektrosfan4

@TrainFan22 
            Don't lump me together with esos cabrones!! Paldea loves preserving the native ecosystem... just ignore the giant Great Tusks ahah
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TrainFan22

@erlektrosfan4 another illegal pokemon exclamation point        i have already reported it to the unova department of wildlife so dont worry         as a paldean I know that you believe in preserving the native ecosystem (:
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TrainFan22

i think i have ruined nettle             she keeps shoving her head under my coat for cantaloupe            my pockets arent that big exclamation point                im sorry mal but she is spoiled

TrainFan22

@elesefan3 such dedication…              this was not my intention
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elesefan3

@TrainFan22 Don't train her to bother people in white coats, I have too many coworkers who dress like that
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holy shit this torkoal can put away cantaloupe like theres no tomorrow                         @elesefan3 thanks for the temp trade this girl knows how to party           now I just need to introduce her to mrs greagor :)

elesefan3

DM me, Nettle is trained with some special commands, including one to “get nippy” with a target 
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