TrainFan23

My mother dropped off her Granbull, Skrunchie, with 22 and I for her surgery here in Nimbasa. The surgery is for Skrunchie, not my mother. There is no scalpel in Unova that could do surgery on my mother, for the instant that it attempts to pierce her flesh, it would simply shatter like glass. That is the curse of the Kazama family. Impervious skin. G was always jealous.
          	
          	But Skrunchie is incredibly old, as she was a part of my mother’s battle team before we were born, and she is acting more and more like an aging Galarian grandmother by the day. She squints at everything to see, and has run into the couch 3 times (we have moved it since the last time that my mother visited, and then Little Lord moved it again after she stopped running into it), so she definitely needs these cataracts removed. She also has taken to carrying all of the Sneasels on her fangs, so she ends up slunched over, which does not help her back. 
          	
          	But she is so happy! She constantly is smiling and doing a little dance, grooming all of the Sneasels and Joltiks around the apartment, and seems to have a good relationship with the Sneasels’ mother. Her surgery is tomorrow, and mother should be back before Skrunchie decides to abduct Lawrence and take him home. 

TrainFan22

@TrainFan23 if skrunchie takes my littlest fidough then I’m rioting         not too hard mom would kill me if i riot at her too hard
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TrainFan23

My mother dropped off her Granbull, Skrunchie, with 22 and I for her surgery here in Nimbasa. The surgery is for Skrunchie, not my mother. There is no scalpel in Unova that could do surgery on my mother, for the instant that it attempts to pierce her flesh, it would simply shatter like glass. That is the curse of the Kazama family. Impervious skin. G was always jealous.
          
          But Skrunchie is incredibly old, as she was a part of my mother’s battle team before we were born, and she is acting more and more like an aging Galarian grandmother by the day. She squints at everything to see, and has run into the couch 3 times (we have moved it since the last time that my mother visited, and then Little Lord moved it again after she stopped running into it), so she definitely needs these cataracts removed. She also has taken to carrying all of the Sneasels on her fangs, so she ends up slunched over, which does not help her back. 
          
          But she is so happy! She constantly is smiling and doing a little dance, grooming all of the Sneasels and Joltiks around the apartment, and seems to have a good relationship with the Sneasels’ mother. Her surgery is tomorrow, and mother should be back before Skrunchie decides to abduct Lawrence and take him home. 

TrainFan22

@TrainFan23 if skrunchie takes my littlest fidough then I’m rioting         not too hard mom would kill me if i riot at her too hard
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TrainFan23

22 always says that I am the crazy one, the impulsive one, the one most likely to be found sleeping under the table at Sawsbuck Steakhouse. At least since I’ve come back to Unova.
          
          But then why is he the one who just got a mini-Fidough from a breeder, fresh from the egg, without warning me? The puppy peed on my rug the minute I walked into my room, WHICH HE CLAIMED.
          
          *Sigh* At least Frank is cute, and he is very cuddly. I just need him to stop peeing.

TrainFan23

Elesefan3 may think that she arrived at the station of victory when she sent back Wyndon speaking in Kalosian. But what she didn’t realize at the time is that I laid the tracks of my own victory, and taught Milkweed how to swear in Galarian, Paldean, *and* Kantonian, and then refined her telepathy. 
          
          Hope your work meetings go better, Elesefan3!

erlektrosfan4

@TrainFan23 
            Paldeans get creative with their swears ;0; you've only scratched the surface XD
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TrainFan23

@erlektrosfan4 You have never been sworn at until you’ve had a Dan member from Ecruteak swearing at you in the heaviest Johto-ben. 
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erlektrosfan4

The Paldean swears are fun ekekeke
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TrainFan23

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Mistralton just stole another bagel. My life has been non-ending sorrow since I have returned to Unova. If only I could return to whence I was lost, to serve under Irida alongside my beloved, and share the closest of spaces with dear friends. 
          
          Instead I have to deal with a fucking Gliscor stealing my lunch. He didn’t do this until we came to Unova!! He better not steal my tacos on the next taco Tuesday. ):<

erlektrosfan4

@TrainFan23 
            Mistralton must really like the food here then :0
            As for Taco Tuesday, I doubt he would dare eat 27 tacos (hopefully)
            But seriously, I would have loved to meet Irida! You speak highly of her and it would be cool to meet her (and to see a zoura of that time would be exciting!) /not too sure if 22 would be happy though :O/
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Irdiafan19

@TrainFan23 (gives you a hug) I’m sure she’d be proud of where you are now
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TrainFan23

@Irdiafan19 ),8
            
            (I assure you, these are happy tears!)
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TrainFan23

Taking @erlektrosfan4 out to my favorite Orre restaurant tonight for Taco Tuesday! Spicy Paldean Tauros Beef, shredded Combusken, and White Miltank Queso make the best combination. I always end up going through 6 or 7 tacos before I stop for the night. 

erlektrosfan4

I told you not to eat that many XD look at what you've done to yourself! I don't think I've ever seen someone eat 27 tacos in one sitting. Impressive but very very bad for your poor stomach!!
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TrainFan23

I can only taste pico de gallo when I breathe, and my stomach is churning like a maelstrom at sea. 
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erlektrosfan4

@TrainFan23 
            He did in fact regret eating 27 tacos... poor soul. The food was delicious though and I had a wonderful time :D
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TrainFan23

An incident at work today got me thinking about Trauma. Would it surprise you to hear that my ex-boyfriends both never knew what trauma was until I explained it to them? My first ex claimed that he never had any trauma, that his life had been fantastic, and that the only reason he was quick to panic, to defend himself, and to please those around he considered friends was because ‘that was how the world worked’, and if he didn’t, he wouldn’t get anywhere, and he wouldn’t be alive. My other ex, however, acknowledged his own trauma once I told him what it meant. The trauma of living in a frozen wastelands, of having to raise his cousin like she was his own daughter, and then train her to lead despite his own inexperience, and of being an openly gay man in a very… conservative environment. He knew his trauma, but he kept it close.
          
          Me? I recognize my trauma, but I share it. I share it with my closest friends, with my brother and mother, and my father when he was alive. With my ex-wife, who shared her traumas with me as we sat in the sun, waiting for trainers to come meet us for battle. Trauma can be painful, but if you find someone to share your pain with, someone that is willing to help, then they can help you heal. Trauma is a wound, but all wounds eventually heal, and even if they scar or leave chronic pains, they can be soothed. Be the soothing presence in another’s life, and let them be one for you.

TrainFan23

Milkweed threw her stick away this morning and picked up a glow stick that a kid dropped. She then put it inside of a thin metal pipe, and just… Pocketed it. Put it under her fur robes. I saved the stick, and will send it back with her to Elesefan3, but I feel bad that this happened under my watch. Did I do something wrong, or did Milkweed decide it was just time to throw the switch and change tracks?

elesefan3

@TrainFan23 Yeah I don’t know what that’s about. Maybe she just likes the pipe better as a weapon?
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TrainFan22

@TrainFan23 she needs to learn how to aim with that thing                    she nearly burned a chair during battle earlier
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TrainFan23

Mrs. Greagor just threatened to sue the Subway because Nettle nipped the seat next to her. There was no maliciousness, and 22 and I did not give any commands, I swear that on the life of my little Sneasels. 
          
          She also threatened to sue because the Driftveil Line doesn’t stop in Castelia. If she wanted to go to Castelia, why would she jump into the wrong line? I think she might be part of the group that is calling to defund the Subway, part of the dreaded automotive lobby. 

elesefan3

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Tbh this mrs greagor should be glad it was just the seat. Nettle is very capable of fucking someone up if she wants 
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elesefan3

Train man what’s your Excadrill’s IVs?

elesefan3

@TrainFan23 Sounds good, I agree to those terms. A pan/simisear would be great, I’d gladly loan over an extra Pokémon for one. Once you have a chance let’s set up a global link and exchange balls.
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TrainFan23

I have spoken with both the League Chairman, Alder, and the Head of the Transport Authority, Emmet, and I have been cleared to send Wyndon over to you! Additionally, I saw that you were needing a Pansear or Simisear, and I can also supply one of those. I was hoping to spend some time with Milkweed, and my brother 22 would really like to meet your Torkoal, Nettle. We just ask that when you return the Pokémon, that they keep their move sets, have no been further EV trained, or fed Mints to change their natures. 
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TrainFan23

@elesefan3 I will need to check with our League Chairman about whether I can use another trainer’s Pokémon temporarily or not. Once I get an answer, I will talk with Wyndon and let him know that he will be in Kalos for a week or two!
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TrainFan23

Ah, Twin Princes’ Day has arrived from what I hear. Fireworks and Iceshards going off all over the city. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday, I’m going to go comfort my Sneasels. They aren’t used to the noise yet and are scared. ):

TrainFan23

@averageclefairyfan17 They settled down after a bit, thankfully! I got leave to come into work later, so I just woke up under a shivering pile of them and some more iceshards (I know they were iceshards because they have a ring to the pop!) going off in the distance. The poor things seemed more at ease in a large pile like that, so I plan to stay here awhile longer. I just hope they don’t poison me by accident again. 22 has already left for work. 
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averageclefairyfan17

@TrainFan23 go put on the fursuit train boy (genuinely hope theyre okay though)
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