eddiemunsonspisskink
father, this algebra homework is making me wanna die
eddiemunsonspisskink
@eddiemunsonspisskink they did not need to add letters to math and I will forever stand by that
TransEddiesLeftTit
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Anyone just casually think of steddie fucking infront of family members?
Anyways, Steve being pregnant is a dream. He glows, he's got big tits and everyone loves his belly.
Eddie being pregnant however is a nightmare. He's nauseous, emotional and nobody wants to touch him.
Steve gets high praise for having a baby. Eddie gets dirty looks and rumours spread around.
Steve gets a beautiful child... Eddie gets a stillborn.
Funny_In_Blue
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Poor Eddie. It’s crazy that we imagine our favorite characters going through the worst possible shit imaginable.
Funny_In_Blue
I would say this is unhinged but I don’t think you were ever on the hinges to begin with pookie. But it’s ok I’m living for the spice.
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My stepdad told me to act my age...SAYS THE ONE WITH THE GOOFY LAUGH LIKE WTF DOES "AEHAAEHAHARHAEH" MEAN-
Funny_In_Blue
LMAO Idk if you know the song WAP…but that was playing when I came across a screen cap of Eddie, when he was asking “something in my hair?”, and he’s making a limp wrist motion- anyway, he’s got his rings on of course and the lyrics “I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got these rings” xD
nifty-difty_denki
steve bringing his cat to the vet clinic and eddie’s the vet.
Funny_In_Blue
Even better, Steve goes to the vet again saying his cat got sick again….but he forgot to bring the cat xD
Funny_In_Blue
*Steve bringing his cat to the vet the following day even though the cat is perfectly fine…Steve just wants to make sure the cat is ok…>_> totally not just an excuse to see the hot vet again-*
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Caracalla needs to go hump the sun cause all I care about is Geta. Like Ceasar, I shall be eyes popping AWOOGA BOI-OI-OING-
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I'm not allowed to watch Gladiator without gawking at Ceasar. Like eyes popping out of my head AWOOGA BOI-OI-OING type of shi
nifty-difty_denki
we’re no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I- a full commitment’s what im thinkin of. you wouldn’t get this from any other guy
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I'm riled up today idfk why but ignore ANYTHING I post that sounds like revved-up Sab posted :/
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Currently thinking about A/B/O and how Eddie, regardless of his presentation, would muzzle himself and cuff his hands to the headpost so he didn't hurt anyone or himself during his heat/rut. He can't be calm.
Until Steve starts dating him, that's all he knows how to deal with it. Bad boy, was what he always thought of himself.
It breaks Steve's heart to see his boyfriend like this, so he approaches slowly. Calms his boy down with words and gentle touches. Uncuffs his wrists and throws the muzzle away.
Eddie can learn to be gentle. It'll just take time.