Alex Dena

@ThatOther_Schuyler So am I

@ThatOther_Schuyler yeeeeeeeeeee (who are you)

I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooored

Ah, how I love Shark Week

Stranger: I'm confused.
          Me: Hey, Confused. I'm dad.
          Stranger: Um, technically you'd be mo-
          Me: *grabs them by the collar* Y O U  B E T T E R  S H U T  Y O U R  G O S H  D I D D L Y  D A R N  A S S  U P  R I G H T  N O W

Should I change my confession book to a Trans Struggles book? (I'm seeking honest opinions here.)

holy carp i have a lot of unfinished stories and unpublished chapters...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ...probably won't ever finish them lol

Whalw whale whale what do we have here 

OMG I JUST REALIZED IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND FIVE DAYS SINCE I CAME OUT TO Y'ALL

I need help. My cousin is shipping his friend with some girl he hasn't met. He is insane. Halp.