MrCrinch
WHAT IS YOUR SCHEDUAL
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when you're at walmart with your grandma and you happen to go to the back aisles on one side of it to find eyedropper or smthn and you happen to be at the same area where there are pregnancy tests. then you look over a little to the right and almost burst into laughter as you read things like "tush cush" and "stim for him".
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does anyone else just GFDI Dave??
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I have so much fucking shit on my mind that I should probably talk to someone in person about it like a friend but I can't fucking man up cause I'm not a man and I'm just a fucking pussy who's scared about how people will react and what they will say which is ironic considering how loud I can be when I'm around my friends and I don't give a shit who hears.
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@CarrieTheKing I've been meaning to ask my girlfriend why she said yes and I still haven't because I'm so afraid of what she's gonna say so I become a fucking pussy and I really REALLY need to ask because I've convinced myself that she did it out of pity or some shit.
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I might kill my [self]~ Not the best idea~ No one should be next -- How'd I get here~?
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✨ PENIS ✨ ☺️️☠️☠️☠️☠️❤️❤️✌️✌️✊️✊️♀️♀️♀️♀️♂️♀️❤️❤️♂️♂️♀️♀️♀️♂️♀️♂️♂️♀️♀️♂️♀️
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GRRR READ THE STORY OF JOHN DAVID MICHAELSTEIN AND BILLFORD NOW (no pressure haha)
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my reading list is my fucking middle school humor at this point like bro half of them are ok and then the rest are absolutely the funniest shit I have ever read
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DUDEEE I CANT WITH ISAAC OMG AND NIGEL AAAAAA <33333
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what the fuck just came onto my recommended
https://www.wattpad.com/story/222221755
