Major Tom

Im fine, my app wasn't working properly so i was inactive. It's still not fully-functional but i can publish stories again.

Dear writers block and self doubt,
          Kindly fuck off
          Lovingly,
          Everyone

Me: No one is as fucked up as I am
          All my friends: Uh, hi?
          Me: Yeah, I suppose you do have to be pretty fucked up to hangout with me

So uh
          New poetry book
          The title is probationary
          Read it if you want

Human bodies fucking suck
          
          Change my mind

Imagine Luna Lovegood and Sirius Black had a mentally deranged child.
          
          That's me.

If you love Harry Potter and you've read the first 7 books, check out rank 3 in my rant book, it will open a can of worms discussion for Potterheads

"Like, don't, but if you do take me with you"

Burning the Oil
          Complete aside from cover
          
          Ideas for next book title?
          Format:
          ___ing the ___

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          I wrote a whole chapter and the WiFi cut out right when I hit save
          
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