Who am I? Not even I know the answer to that. 

Well, all I can say is that I'm a basic ass bitch who is out to steal your soul and sell it to the dev-

Okay. No, no. I'm just playing.

I'm just a Wattpad fanatic who is way too obsessed with the lgbtq+ community than I should be. Instead, I should be investing my time and energy in school work. But really, who on Wattpad, leaves the comfort of Wattpadism to do their school work? Nobody... 

Right?

Anyways, I'm just someone who is looking to share their work with the world... or Wattpad people (Wattpaders?) to grow and mature and improve and all the other bullshit I'm supposed to spew to reel you in. Join me, my children as we form a club to steal the souls of people who-

Yeah, I'll stop.