Silverstream: Hey guys! What's up?!
Greystripe: Wus up yo?
Silverstream: Welcome to our wattpad account.
Greystripe: Fun fact: We are actually one person with a serious personality disorder.
Silverstream: No we're not. We're two people.
Greystripe: Okay, another fun fact: We are from the FUTURE! We were sent here by Captain James T. Kirk on a mission to save the universe, but we're not very good at it and we're wasting our time here.
Silverstream: No we're not.
Greystripe: Okay maybe not. But we are into Star Trek. And Sherlock.
Silverstream: No duh. *eye roll*
Greystripe: Fun fact time! We are aliens sent to take over Earth and demolish the human race! Yeah! I know that two of our facts contridict but they are both totally true.
Silverstream: No they're not. STOP MAKING THINGS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greystripe: Fine. Jeez, you'd think I was lying to you.
Silverstream: GREYSTRIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *strangles Greystripe*
Greystripe: *gagging noises*
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