Me: Hi everyone reads my stories! I write about three different Dragon Slayers! Konnor (AU), Fang, and Zack. 
Konnor: Don't make me seem like a wimp
Fang: Well isn't someone cheerful?
Zack: Wanna fight about it?!
Me: I'm working on a few bugs with their characters
Zack: Did you just call me a bug?
Fang: You act like it. 
Konnor: And you look the part, Fang. 
Fang: At least my name is cool.
Zack: Yeah... your name is pretty lame, Konnor. 
Konnor: Meh, at least I have a cool nickname.
Fang: What does 'AU' even mean?!
Konnor: It's the shortened version of 'Aurum'
Zack: Well what's Aurum?
Konnor: The Latin word for Gold
Fang: Why isn't your nickname just Gold then?
Konnor: ......... Good question. 
Me: I thought AU sounded cooler
Konnor: Fair 
Zack: I guess
Fang: My name is still coolest.