DEAR RANDOM STALKERS READING THIS, 
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❤ MY NAME IS BOBBY
❤ YES BOBBY IS SHORT FOR BOOBIE
❤ IM 20000 YEARS OLD
❤ I AM A MAGICAL POTATO. NO NEED TO BE JEALOUS
❤ I HAVE A BUSHY MUSTACHE
❤ I HAVE A PET SPIDERMAN, I LOCK HIM UP IN A VACUMER AND FEED HIM RAINBOW WAFFLES THAT MY UNICORN POOPS OUT
❤ I LIVE IN POTATOIALALA 
❤ I LIKE TO POKE PEOPLES FACE
❤ I LIKE TO SMELL PEOPLES HAIR
❤ I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TOUCH MEH. IF U DO I WELL POKE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT
❤ I FART LOUD, LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE AFRICANS AND ASIANS CAN HEAR ME(JK)
❤ IM A RANDOM PERSON
❤ I LIKE WRITING IN CAPS AS YOU CAN SEE
❤ IM NOT A HUMAN 
❤ IM A STRAWSHOEPOTATOE ANIMAL....ISH.....FISH.... THINGY
❤ I HAVE RAINBOW FARTS AS MY HAIR
❤ IM SMART I CAN SOLVE ANY PROBLEM LIKE......... 1x1=746734864328467328637829463926441334361715381 (THATS A REAL NUMBER BTW)
❤ IF YOU GIVE ME FOOD, THEN YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND
❤ IM HYPER
❤ I HAVE A SEXY MUSTACHE, BE JEALOUS
❤ I LOVE CHOCOLATE ITS A MY FAVORTITE VEGETABLE
❤ IM THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO IS ALWAYS SMILING, BUT IF YOU PISS ME OFF...........YOU BETTER RUN
❤ I RUN FAST, FAST AS A FART STRUCK
❤ IM A MESSED UP PERSON
❤ I HAVE SIX STOMACHES
❤ I LOVE SPONGEBOB! IT'S MY WORLD TIME FAVORITE TV SHOW
❤ I AM UPSSESED WITH OREOS
❤ I FRIKIN LOVE NUTELLA
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AND THATS HOW I GREW A MUSTACHE!!
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STOP LOOKING AT MEH!!! JEEZ!!!!

(MY NAME ISN'T BOOBIE! I MEAN BOBBY! MY NAME IS PEEWEE!! MANNERS PEOPLE!! MANNERS!!!