TricksterSpirals

This week has been crap and I know winter break will be crap.
          Christmas is going to be crap.
          Everything sucks.
          So if I'm not great tomorrow.
          I apologize in advance.

I'm going to hate going back to school after Winter Break.
          "omg i got * item* for Christmas!!"
          "Look at my new *really expensive thing!*"
          "I went *place* and *place* over break!"
          Oh my god!
          Guess how many fucks I give!!
          Zero!
          

@ friends IRL
          
          Do not ask me if I have seen "blank movie/show."
          If its not on Netflix or on TV, I will probably never see it because going to the movies and renting movies is like $5 to $20 and I don't have that type of money to throw around.
          Also don't be like "Do you mind spoilers?"
          No I don't give 2 shits about spoilers.
          

I'm on Vent and one of the people I follow who is fucking 11 and he just posted
          "I feel really sexy and manly...
          And like a bad boy....I need to be punished....
          And fucked...."
          ---
          Come down edgelord you are like 5.
          Then someone posted "DM me." And the 11 year old was like "Okay."
          I need to bleach my eyes.
          

So today is the 26th. The day my package is supposed to be at the post office.
          Tracking has not updated, it is not at the post office.
          The tracking last updated 4 days ago.
          If I do not get my shit in 5 days, I'm going to call people to see who I got to 
          F I G H T

Me: wants a DS to play Animal Crossing and Pokemon
          DS: much money
          My family (money): "DS is for children why do you need one?!?!?"
          The Adult World: "Just starting Playing Pokemon Sun/Moon!"
          Me: *looks into my family's eyes like im in the Office.*

Me: "I bring the humor."
          Everyone else: "Where the fuck did you put it because it's not here."
          My Mind: You're right.

I'm getting new lenses for my glasses next Monday so if I'm dead on  Tuesday you know what happened.

Gay

I drink a lot more tea then the average American should be drinking